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It's always the cute guys that will walk up to you with charming eyes, and whisper  to you, "my friend likes you" then he will point at one monkey with big forehead like that of rabbit. A blind man appeared in court on a murder charge for beating a young man to death.... The judge asked the blind man: What do you have to say in your defense? For I see you have chosen not to have a lawyer. The blind man replied: Well your Honor, I was walking down the road tapping my cane to guide me when I accidentally tap a young man's foot. The young man shouted in a loud voice, "Blind man if you hit me with that stick again you will see!" So just like the woman who touched Jesus' robe and was healed, I decided to have faith. So I hit him and hit him and hit him, and up to this day I still can't see. The judge says: "Case dismissed. You're free to go" A guy posted on Facebook    And he blocked me! My people, did I say anything wrong?...

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GONE WITH THE WIND Oh my love! Where did thou go I’m searching for you but seems not to find you. Where has the wind blown you to  Come to me my love Let me  feel your warm embrace Your hands caressing my skin Me looking into your eyes And finding peace in thy presence You have enveloped me with so much feelings Come let me pour out the love I have for you on you I wish to wake up with you by my side each morning Please wind, bring back my love Come back to me love, please come My heart beats for your return My ears seek to hear the sound of your voice My eyes wishes to behold thee Come to me love, please come My hope of ever seeing you is falling down like a dried leave falling from the tree The sun comes and goes each day yet you have not come to me Now I know you’ll never be mine You have gone with the wind.

Nigeria's vice president takes over as the coordinator of Nigeria government.         Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari, due to his ailment wrote a letter to the senate. In his letter he took a permission for medical follow up. The Nigerian president who has been traveling out of the country for quite sometime now over his health issues gave the vice-president Y emi Osinbajo the authority as the coordinator of Nigeria government while he travels to London for treatment and said that the length of his stay will be determined by the advice of the doctors.

•    SAMOSAS Ingredients 1.    5 cups of flour 2.    8 tbsp. unsalted butter, cubed and chilled 3.    Kosher salt, to taste 4.    1⁄2 cup ice-cold water 5.    1 lb. russet potatoes, peeled and roughly chopped 6.    4 carrots, roughly chopped 7.    3 tablespoon of canola oil 8.    1 teaspoon of cumin seeds 9.    1 small yellow onion, minced 10.    1⁄2 cup frozen peas, defrosted 11.    1⁄2 cup minced cilantro 12.    1⁄2cup minced mint 13.    1⁄2 teaspoon  garam masala 14.    2 small green Thai chiles or 1 serrano, minced 15.    1 (1") piece of ginger, peeled and minced 16.    Tamarind and coconut-cilantro chutneys, for serving (optional) Procedures 1.    Make the dough - Pulse flour, butter, and salt in a food process...

An English language teacher in a junior secondary school gave  her students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, she got angry''." The teacher didn't specify the amount of words to be written. A little girl didn't even go home to write hers, but used only 3 minutes to write it in class after the teacher left. The next day, all the students submitted their work. The teacher was smiling while marking because,all the students did well.      Some were able to write about 400 words and over. When the teacher got to the little girl's own,it read, ''Our teacher gave us homework, but i didn't want to do it, I wrote only two lines, and so, he got angry'' Which pass mark do you think she deserves?