*BREAKING NEWS!!!​* *OSIBANJO STEPS DOWN.*

*BREAKING NEWS!!!​*

*OSIBANJO STEPS DOWN.*

The Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Yemi osibanjo​ has finally stepped down. It has just been announced on TVC news, BBC news, AIT and NTA news. 

He stepped down from his car today in front of his office to continue his office task. He is such a hardworking Man.

Thank you for your attention. Tension will  not kill us .

Now go back to whatever you were doing. Just for Laugh, Have a nice day.....

Food???

three very funny jokes

It's always the cute guys that will walk up to you with charming eyes, and whisper  to you, "my friend likes you" then he will point at one monkey with big forehead like that of rabbit.


A blind man appeared in court on a murder charge for beating a young man to death....
The judge asked the blind man: What do you have to say in your defense? For I see you have chosen not to have a lawyer.
The blind man replied: Well your Honor, I was walking down the road tapping my cane to guide me when I accidentally tap a young man's foot. The young man shouted in a loud voice, "Blind man if you hit me with that stick again you will see!"
So just like the woman who touched Jesus' robe and was healed, I decided to have faith. So I hit him and hit him and hit him, and up to this day I still can't see.
The judge says: "Case dismissed. You're free to go"


A guy posted on Facebook
   And he blocked me!
My people, did I say anything wrong?

" All ladies are like recharge cards, use them and throw away". And I replied: "Which network is your mum?

funny story

An English language teacher
in a junior secondary school gave  her students in Jss 1 class homework
saying, "Write a story that ends with,
''And so, she got angry''." The teacher didn't specify the amount of words to be written.
A little girl didn't even go home to write hers, but used only 3 minutes to write it in class after the teacher left.
The next day, all the students
submitted their work. The teacher was smiling while marking because,all the students did well.
     Some were able to write about 400 words and over. When the teacher got to the little girl's own,it read,
''Our teacher gave us homework, but i didn't want to do it, I wrote only two
lines, and so, he got angry''

Which pass mark do you think she deserves?

funny joke

John was at a bar, just staring at his drink on the table.He kept staring at the ↽drink for quite some time.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying, the truck driver says, "come on man, i was just joking. here, i'll buy you another drink. i just cant stand to see a man cry".
"No, it's not that... this day is the worst day of my life. first, i fall asleep, and i went late to my office. my boss outrageously, fires me. when i leave the building, to my car, i found out it was stolen. the police said that they can do nothing. i get a cab to return home, and when i leave it, i remembered i left my wallet and credit cards there.. the cap driver just drives away."
i go home, and when i get there, i find my wife in bed with the gardener. i left home, and come to this bar. And just when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drank my poison.

Little Johnny prays a funny prayer At dinner, ...

Little Johnny prays a funny prayer
At
dinner, ...
    Little Johnny was ordered to lead in prayer...:
Johnny: But i dont know how to
pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
JOHNNY
he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice
cream.
Bless them so they won't come
again.
Forgive our neighbour's
son, who always remove
my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.
This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry!
...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom's
room when daddy is at work!
°°°AMEN°°°°
………Dinner was cancelled!

Joke- conversation between dad & son

Dad: who do you like more, Dad or Mum?
Child : Both
Dad: Ok, if I go to America & your Mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Child: Paris...
Dad: that means U like ur Mum more?
Child: No, that means I like Paris.
Dad: Ok, if I go to Paris & your Mum goes to America, where will U go?
Child: America
Dad: (Angry) why!?
Child: well, bcos I've been to Paris before.
Dad: (Angry) when did U go to Paris?
Child: In the first question U asked...